Thursday, May 03, 2007


Someone seems to think the way to sell penis enlargement techniques via junk e-mail is by letting men imagine the process involves flaying them alive. I assume the idea behind showing a penis of exposed muscle and vein is to appear scientific and serious, but the result is horrifying and repellent — like something out of “Hostel III” or “The Hills Have Eyes XIII” or “Jason Goes to Med School” or whatever.

As you can see, the spammers believe that once your sex organ is really “cut,” the ill-defined enlargement process is complete and oozing from the exposed tissue stops, “She will love you more than any other guy.”


Anonymous said...

I think that's the biggest penis I've ever seen you post on your blog.


(p.s. My new blog is

Alicia said...

I think that "Jason Goes to Med School" is hi. larious.

I would pay money to see that movie.