Thursday, October 23, 2003

RAIDERS OF THE LOST OPPORTUNITY

Steven Spielberg, director of the “Indiana Jones” movies, had time to digitally transform the guns in the rereleased “E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial” into walkie-talkies and give prolonged consideration to eliminating its use of the phrase “penis breath.”

George Lucas, executive producer of the “Indiana Jones” movies, by now has probably changed more on the original “Star Wars” trilogy than he’s kept -- including making Greedo shoot first in an entirely unnecessary attempt to make Han Solo less of a scoundrel.

Yet in 14 years neither could be bothered to fix the lame bluescreen effects in “Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade”?

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