Tuesday, January 04, 2005

CLASSIC

From yesterday’s New York Times profile of J. Dennis Hastert, speaker of the U.S. House of Representatives:

Mr. Hastert’s political philosophy is firmly conservative; he favors smaller government, less regulation and lower taxes, opposes abortion and gay marriage.

And wants government to do something about them — such as regulate them.

Coming up next, presumably, are profiles of atheist priests, nymphomaniac celibates and vegetarian butchers.

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