Top Speed Pizzeria, according to menus delivered to doorsteps recently, no longer has “The Best Pizzas, Pastas and Subs Around.” The new menus promise instead — get ready — “Pies with bling.”
It’s unclear what this means in the context of pizza. The menu offers no clues beyond three new sandwiches: a veggie wrap; balsamic glazed chicken; and chicken bomb. And, in a move that indicates that the 300 Beacon St., Somerville, eatery had bloody well better deliver at top speed, frozen yogurt is also on the menu, including small sizes for $2 or $3 (for a blend).
All I can say is that this “Top Speed” pizzeria better not be frontin’. Yo.
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