We have already discussed combining Memorial Day and Veterans Day. Let’s move on.
First of all, Fridays are now Causal Fridays. Everyone can stop dressing down and start making sense. There will be no surreality, no nonsequiturs. Every action will lead to a result; every result will have stemmed from an action.
February will be spent in critique and appreciation of the 1983 science fiction film “Krull.” March will entail much eating and discussion of the cruller, the long, twisted pastry. April will remain the cruelest month.
Thank you. There will be further memos as necessary.