Friday, December 05, 2003

THE DOORS OF DECEPTION

It is time for someone to answer, seriously, why no matter where you go, if there are double doors, one of those doors is almost certain to be locked. This is too prevalent to be a coincidence, and it’s hardly contained to Boston, or to the East Coast; even Houston residents are troubled by this -- although their media are too stupid to take it on as a serious issue.

I promise that if I’m ever in charge of a newspaper again, I’m bloody well going to ensure that this issue is looked into. Or, in a revolutionary thought, I may just ask around myself. Or perhaps one of my heavy-hitting media friends will dare to investigate. But the time has come to resolve this, and perhaps to write a strongly worded letter to the Times.

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