Friday, December 26, 2003

WORK FROM HOME

I’m considering trying an experiment in which I e-mail strangers with the intention of awarding them $100 if they just write back. But the subject line will say “Girls XXX Girls” or “Enlarge your penis” or some such come-on almost certain to be deleted or prevented from getting through a spam blocker.

Sort of a modern golden-ticket scheme like Willie Wonka’s.

I got the idea from the difficulties I’ve had lately with the online dating thing. I’m into fat, middle-aged cops, but it seems like every time I connect with a nice guy, we arrange to meet and the person I thought I was talking to turns out to be some 14-year-old boy. Frustrating.

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